Could be an interesting show

Today on the bus a guy next to me took a phone call, which is usually annoying, but this one proved to be somewhat entertaining:

Hello

Yes, I am available tonight.

What's the show?

It's at Dante's?

I can be there at 7, do you want me to get there earlier so we can rehearse?

What should I wear?

I don't think I have furry pants, but I can look around. Is there a back up?

Short shorts? Leather short shorts? Yeah, I got those.

What's your name again?

GWF? OK, see you at 7.

It might be worth mentioning that the guy on the phone is mid-30's, about 5' 6", and about as normal looking as you can imagine. If I wasn't old and lazy, I would make an effort to go to Dante's tonight to see how this plays out.